What we believe is not necessary what happened. The AntiChrist writes History

Preface

The Antichrist writes the history of mankind. We think we know the true story. When in doubt check it out is good advice to follow.

A long time ago, no one really knows how long ago it was. Rabbit was a brave and fearless warrior. Rabbit was befriended by Eye Walker, a witch. The witch and the rabbit spent much of their time together sharing and talking. The two were very close.

One day Eye Walker and Rabbit were walking along and they sat down on the trail to rest. Rabbit said, I AM thirsty. Eye Walker picked up a leaf and blew on it, and then handed Rabbit a water gourd that was made from the leaf. Rabbit drank the water, but didn’t say anything.

Then Rabbit said, I AM hungry. Eye Walker picked up a stone and blew on it. Changing the stone into a turnip. Which she gave to Rabbit to eat. Rabbit tasted the turnip and then ate the turnip with relish. (Not the pickled kind.) But still Rabbit didn’t say anything.

The two continued along the trail, which led into the mountains. Near the top. Rabbit tripped and fell and rolled almost to bottom. Rabbit was in very serious condition when Eye Walker finally got to him. She used a magic salve on Rabbit to heal his great pain and mend his broken bones. Again Rabbit didn’t say anything.

Several days later Eye Walker went searching for her friend. Searching high and low but Rabbit was nowhere to be found. Finally, Eye Walker gave up looking for Rabbit.

And then it Happened!